Thursday, February 26, 2015

February 26, 2015 Rundown

Guests:



0:02 SONG - Amish Outlaws - I'm Shipping Up To Boston
  0:07 Rat panics

0:08 Net Neutrality
  0:11 Putting on a tin foil hat
  0:16 The dregs of this internet
  0:21 CALL - John - NY - Net Neutrality

0:25 SONG - Amish Outlaws - Pony 
0:30 SONG - Amish Outlaws - Can't You See
  0:37 Interview

0:41 CALL - David - NJ - Comcast v Netflix
0:44 CALL - Andy - NJ - Government regulations

0:50 GUEST - Gavin McInnes
  0:51 Scared of black women and gays
  0:54 Jokes in the work place
  0:55 Honesty with women
  1:02 Keith Olbermann's suspension
  1:08 H1Z1

  1:11 Al Sharpton undercover
    1:14 Mob tactics
    1:17 Communism agenda
    1:19 Grand Central Rally
    1:25 What's the end game?

  1:32 Communism making a comeback
  1:34 The youth are pussies
  1:35 Fight face
  1:37 Involuntary dry swallow
  1:38 CALL - Jared - VA - False outrage
  
  1:45 Rats virginity
    1:47 Favorite sex positions
    1:50 MILFs

  1:54 Male guilt
  1:57 Pets in heaven
  1:59 Marriage counselors
  2:01 The cool version of God
  2:04 Opinion of Opie
2:08 END

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

February 25, 2015 Rundown

0:01 Net Neutrality

  0:35 Sharon Osbourne the pilot fish
  0:42 CALL - Ryan - CA - Overblown reactions
  0:47 CALL - Matt - Dover - Ultimate end to all this
  0:53 CALL - Jeff - DE - Jim Norton's jigaboo theory
  0:54 CALL - Shane - WA - Seinfeld theory

  0:55 CALL - Jay - CO - Bigot
  1:01 CALL - Bruce - Philly - Apologies
  1:03 CALL - Matt - AZ - It's the government's fault

1:05 VIDEO - Hula Hoop girl

1:08 Offensive Song Contest - What I like About Jews - Ashy Nappy Negro - Chinky Almond Eyes

  1:20 Fake praise for grandmothers
  1:24 Ant's girlfriend age ranges

  1:29 CALL - Garth - IN - Tree forts
  1:31 CALL - Matt - MA - Permits for tree forts

1:35 App update
1:46 Rob - MN - Stern on podcasting
2:07 END

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

February 24, 2015 Rundown

Guest:


0:00 Chong Roller
0:01 Colin Quinn's Cop Show premiere
  0:05 Missing Jerry Seinfeld

0:07 Net Neutrality twitter fight
  0:19 CALL - John - Ohio - Net Neutrality
  0:22 CALL - Doug - LA - Let the public see it
  0:30 CALL - Chris - Lindenhurst - How it will effect TACS

0:42 GUEST - Terry Schappert
  0:44 Dude, You're Screwed
  0:46 Who makes the best survivor?
  0:47 One must have item to survive
  0:49 Ant got lost hiking
  0:53 Best way to get food

0:59 Mail Time - T-shirt - To Serve Man - Rice patty hat - Compound requirements - Magoo doll
1:08 Crazy fuck cold
1:14 CALL - Heshalb - Sweden - ShutYour Face, Stupid 
1:20 CALL - Warren Peace - MA - Gay marriage
1:26 CALL - Wayne - Ottawa - Mystery Tunnel in Toronto 

1:31 CALL - Kyle - AL - O and A conspiracy
  1:45 Reading Reddit comments


1:52 CALL - Matt - Germany - Al Sharpton

2:04 END



Monday, February 23, 2015

February 23, 2015 Rundown

Guest:


0:00 Chong Roller 
0:01 Catching up on television on the weekend
0:03 Lionel preview

0:04 Oscars
  0:07 American Sniper snub was justified
  0:11 Birdman won because it was confusing
  0:14 Budapest Hotel wins all the useless awards
  0:17 Blood effects
  0:17 Clint Eastwood looking old
  0:24 Sally J Johnson tweets
  0:28 Richard Kiel snub
  0:42 John Travolta's wig
  0:45 CALL - Pat - Tampa - Nothing
  0:46 CALL - Clyde - Cleveland - Hulabaloo music

0:50 CALL - Bobo - FL - Daytona 500

0:57 GUEST - Lionel
  0:58 Left/Right paradigm
  1:00 Gun statistics
  1:03 Social media changed everything
    1:17 Masking real news stories
    1:20 Impressions
    1:21 Eric Garner's case
    1:22 Brian Williams' lie
    1:24 Hashtag wars
  
  1:26 Taking pictures of everything
  1:30 Hypothetical pornography questions
  1:32 Hate crimes
  1:36 Context
  
  1:43 The change in news coverage over time
    1:47 Weather coverage
    1:49 Experts
    1:51 Election coverage
  1:52 The ability to write
  1:53 Live tweeting
  1:57 Smart and interesting is now what's shocking
  2:00 Death penalty
  2:02 Pocahontas at the Oscars
  2:08 The weed of today
  2:14 Bureaucratic red tape
  2:19 Florida and guns
  2:30 Colin Quinn's Cop Show
  2:35 Doing podcasts
  2:38 Even for mentally ill people
  2:44 Funerals for people while they were alive
  2:48 Suicide
  2:52 The Boneyard
  2:55 Columbo
  2:57 LA bank robbery

3:00 END

Thursday, February 19, 2015

February 19, 2015 Rundown

0:01 Ear piece problems

  0:17 CALL - Doug - LA - Why the left gives Muslims a pass
  0:24 CALL - John - MD - ISIS and jobs
  0:35 CALL - Liev - Atlanta - Jews vs Muslims

0:38 CALL - Phil - Cleveland - Colin Quin

0:51 CALL - Jay - NJ - Norm McDonald and Eddie Murphy

1:26 Chinese New Year
  1:39 VIDEO - Dancing 
  1:41 VIDEO - Blowdart 


1:53 Most Offensive Song Contest - Wouldn't it Be Nice - Three Queer Night - Whole New Rape - Human League

2:03 END

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

February 17, 2015 Rundown

Guest:


0:02 Twitter War last night
0:03 H1Z1 first good group

0:28 CALL - Jon - Austin - Seinfeld music cut

  0:34 Larry asks what happened to Anthony
  0:37 Larry reads Ant's tweets
  0:37 Larry asks Opie if he's been on show

0:42 Joe Derosa fight update
  0:53 CALL - Tyler - MI - Casino reference
  0:53 CALL - Tom Hagen - Cumia family attorney
  0:54 CALL - Sammy - Queens - Vos Kindler fan
  0:54 CALL - Phil - Charlotte - Larry King jokes on Ant

0:58 Mail Time Monday - Ron Regan doll - Asian Glasses - Asian Hats -
1:08 App update


1:17 GUEST - Tom McCaffrey
  1:17 Writing, directing and acting in the same project
  1:19 Stephen King's movies
  1:24 Field trips into NYC
  1:25 Etan Patz fear
  1:26 Growing up in NYC
  1:33 Sylvester Stalone's height

  1:37 Adventures in Comedy
  1:42 Getting along with actors
  1:43 Comedy on the road

  1:47 Marriage celebrity sex deals
  1:50 Being molded into a relationship
  1:52 Tweaking Ant's relationship philosophy
  1:54 Meeting girlfriend's dads
  1:57 Long term relationships
  2:00 Getting busted cheating
  2:11 Breaking up long term relationships
  2:14 Arguing over nothing

  2:21 Very Special episodes
2:25 END  

Monday, February 16, 2015

February 16, 2015 Rundown

0:00 START

0:03 SNL 40
  0:03 VIDEO - Seinfeld 
  0:10 Blue Oyster Cult at the Borgata
  0:12 Snubs and bad bits
  0:39 CALL - Pirate Trucker - Al Roker & Eddie Murphy
  0:41 CALL - Chuck - GA - SNL 40

0:42 CALL - John - Canada - Youtube link

0:54 VIDEO - Jim Norton on chickens - 1 - 2 -
1:04 Rat sees and reads '50 Shades of Gray'





1:51 H1Z1

2:04 END 

Thursday, February 12, 2015

February 12, 2015 Rundown

0:00 START
0:01 Ant in Pajamas
  0:03 PIC - Pajama Ant 

0:04 Opie and Anthony drama
  0:05 Patrice O'Neal benefit
  0:09 Differing opinions with Opie
  0:12 Fleaman the Reddit expert
  0:14 Click-bait on Facebook
  0:16 Phone conversations in the bathroom with Jimmy
  0:18 CALL - Matt - Winchester - Break is good
  0:19 CALL - Joey - Howard Beach - Patrice show

0:22 CALL - Mike - LI - Strip club advice

0:31 Rat in Israel
  0:35 Ugly girls in American Army
  0:38 Transexuals in prison
  0:39 CALL - Lady Trucker - Army centerfold 


0:49 Most Offensive Song Contest - Dead Nigger - Fried - Oh What a Night - Won't Back Down

0:57 Police Chases
  1:07 What incites Ant's road rage


1:17 CALL - Matt - Dover - H1Z1
1:20 CALL - Chris - Lindenhurst - H1Z1

1:23 Fashion Week
  1:28 Nina Agdal love
  1:32 Down Syndrome hotties

1:35 Vermont Teddy Contest


1:47 IMPRESSION - Asian boners


2:02 Dr. Steve and squirting
2:04 END

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

February 11, 2015 Rundown

Guest:


0:00 START
0:01 Thanks to Stuttering John
0:01 Ant's thoughts on Opie comments to John
0:23 Downfall of social media
0:35 CALL - Kristi - LI - Opie and Anthony
0:39 CALL - Chris - Toronto - Call Opie?


0:50 GUEST - Rob Bartlett
  0:52 Rob's former comedy troupe 
  0:53 The turning point of The Godfather
  0:57 Tom Brokow impressions
  0:58 Imus' take on Brian Williams
  1:01 Bruce Jenner's journey
  1:09 Keith yells at Ben
  1:10 Self mutilation
  1:11 Rob's substance usage
  1:17 Stump the Rat
  1:19 Stations dedicated to old shows and commercials
  1:22 Rob smoking on stage
  1:24 The reason Norton quit smoking
  1:25 Rob's Broadway career
  1:31 Broadway shows horrible songs
  1:37 Vince McMahon/Wrestling stories

  1:43 Ant and Dawn's Brady Bunch contest
  1:46 If Ant's dad was gay
  1:48 Robby Benson
  1:49 Rob's show with Tony Powell
  1:51 Listening to Imus in the 70's
  1:56 Making money in radio
  2:03 What Did Frank Do This Time?
  2:05 Amber street lamps
2:16 END

TACS Most Offensive Song Contest CONTEST RULES

‪SPONSOR

The sponsor of this contest is Live From the Compound, LLC, P.O. Box 179, Albertson, NY 11507 (“Company”).



TERM

TACS Most Offensive Song Contest (the “Contest”) has begun and will conclude, no longer accept entries at 12:00 PM EST on March 30, 2015.  Information on how to enter and prizes form part of these official rules (“Official Rules”).   By submitting an “Entry”, as defined herein below, each entrant agrees to the Official Rules and warrants that his or her Entry complies with all requirements set out in the Official Rules. This is a skill-based contest and chance plays no part in the determination of winners.



WHO MAY ENTER

The Contest is open to any person who has reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction at the time of Entry.   Employees or independent contractors of Company, and its subsidiaries, affiliates, and sponsors, and their immediate family members (spouse, parent, child, sibling and their respective spouses, regardless of where they live) or persons living in the same households of such employees or independent contractors, whether or not related, are not eligible.   CONTEST IS VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.



HOW TO ENTER

Each “Entry” consists of a single original song.  To enter, email the Entry to info@AnthonyCumia.com with your name, address, telephone number, and email address.  Only emailed Entries will be eligible.

The Entry, in its entirety, must be a single work of original authorship prepared by the Contest entrant. By entering the Contest, entrant represents, acknowledges, and warrants that the submitted Entry is an original work created solely by the entrant, that the Entry does not infringe on the copyrights, trademarks, moral rights, rights of privacy/publicity or intellectual property rights of any person or entity, and that no other party has any right, title, claim, or interest in the Entry.

The Entry must not, in the sole and unfettered discretion of Anthony Cumia (“Cumia”), contain obscene, defamatory, or otherwise objectionable or inappropriate content.



CONTEST PRIZES

There will be three winners for the contest, first prize receives $750 (cash); second prize receives a Go-Pro Camera; third prize receives $250 cash - each will also receive a Hydromax Bathmate device.  The prize(s) are non-transferable, non-assignable, and no cash alternative or other substitution is available.

At Company’s election, potential winners may be required to sign and return, within three (3) days following an attempted notification, an Affidavit, Declaration or Certificate of Eligibility, Liability Release, Tax and other governmental forms, and Warranty of Ownership and License in which the entrant warrants that he/she is the owner of the Entry (and all the intellectual property rights in the Entry).  Failure to execute and deliver any required documents to Company by the specified deadline may result in disqualification from the Contest, and selection of an alternate potential winner. NONCOMPLIANCE OR RETURN OF PRIZE NOTIFICATION AS UNDELIVERABLE, WHETHER BY REGULAR MAIL OR BY EMAIL, MAY RESULT IN DISQUALIFICATION AND SELECTION OF AN ALTERNATE POTENTIAL WINNER.



If a prize (or part of a prize) is unavailable, Company, in its discretion, reserves the right to substitute the original prize (or that part of the prize) with an alternative prize, unless to do so would be prohibited by law.

JUDGING
The Contest shall be judged by Anthony Cumia, in his sole and unfettered discretion. The decision(s) of Anthony Cumia are final and binding.



LICENSE

By entering the Contest, all entrants grant an irrevocable, perpetual, worldwide non-exclusive license to Company and its licensees (the “Authorized Parties”) to reproduce, distribute, display and create derivative works of the Entries in any media now or hereafter known. Display or publication of any Entry does not indicate the entrant will be selected as a winner. Authorized Parties will not be required to pay any additional consideration or seek any additional approval in connection with such use.



LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

By entering this Contest, all entrants agree to release, discharge, and hold harmless Company and its partners, affiliates, subsidiaries, advertising agencies, agents and their employees, officers, directors, and representatives from any claims, losses, and damages arising out of their participation in this Contest or any Contest-related activities and the acceptance and use, misuse, or possession of any prize awarded hereunder.

Company assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, or delay in operation or transmission; communications line failure; theft or destruction of or unauthorized access to Contest Entries or alteration of Entries.   Company is not responsible for any problems with or technical malfunction of any telephone network or lines, computer online systems, servers or providers, computer equipment, software, failure of any email Entry to be received on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or at any website, human errors of any kind, or any combination thereof, including any injury or damage to entrants’ or any other persons’ computers related to or resulting from participation, uploading or downloading of any materials related to in this Contest.



CONDITIONS

THIS CONTEST IS VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. 
Entrants agree that this Contest shall be subject to and governed by the laws of the State of New York, without respect to its conflict of laws principles, and the forum for any dispute shall be in New York City, New York. To the extent permitted by law, the right to litigate, to seek injunctive relief or to make any other recourse to judicial or any other procedure in case of disputes or claims resulting from or on connection with this Contest are hereby excluded and any entrant expressly waives any and all such rights. Certain restrictions may apply. Entries void if the Company determines the Entry to not be an original or is illegible, incomplete, damaged, irregular, altered, counterfeit, produced in error or obtained through fraud or theft.

By entering, entrants also agree (a) to be bound by these Official Rules; (b) that the decision(s) of Anthony Cumia is/are final and binding with respect to all matters relating to the Contest; and (c) if the entrant wins, that Company may use the winning Entry and each winner’s name, photograph, likeness, and/or voice in any publicity or advertising relating to the Contest, the Anthony Cumia Show, or future promotions without compensation or approval (except where prohibited by law). All federal, state/provincial/territorial, and local taxes, fees and surcharges and taxes (whether foreign or domestic, and including income, sales, and import taxes) on prizes are the sole responsibility of the prize winner(s). In the event that the selected winner(s) of any prize is/are ineligible, cannot be traced or does/do not respond within three (3) days to a winner notification as required by the “Contest Prizes” Rules above, or refuses the prize, the prize will be forfeited and Company, in its sole discretion, may choose whether to award the prize to another entrant.   No entrant may win more than one prize in connection with this Contest.

The Company reserves the right to verify the validity and originality of any Entry and/or entrant (including an entrant’s identity and address) and to disqualify any entrant who submits an Entry that is not in accordance with these Official Rules or who tampers with the entry process. Failure by the Company to enforce any of its rights at any stage does not constitute a waiver of those rights.



RIGHT TO CANCEL OR SUSPEND CONTEST

If for any reason the Contest is not capable of running as planned for any reason including, but not limited to, human error, infection by computer virus, bugs, worms, trojan horses, denial of service attacks, tampering, unauthorized intervention, fraud, technical failures, or any other causes beyond the control of Company that corrupt or affect the administration, security, fairness, integrity, or proper conduct of this Contest, Company reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to disqualify any individual(s) who tamper with the entry process, and/or to cancel, terminate, modify, or suspend the Contest.



MODIFICATION OF OFFICIAL RULES

The Official Rules are subject to change without notice.   If any provision of these Official Rules is found to be invalid by any court having competent jurisdiction, the invalidity of such provision shall not affect the validity of the remaining provisions of these Official Rules, which shall remain in full force and effect. No waiver of any term of these Official Rules shall be deemed a further or continuing waiver of such term or any other term.   These Official Rules constitute the entire agreement between you and Company with respect to the Contest.   No changes to these Official Rules shall be made except by a revised posting on this webpage, and these Official Rules may not be modified by any advertisements of Company or oral or written communications by Company, except for a written communication from an authorized officer of Company.‬

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

February 10, 2015 Rundown

Guest;


0:00 START
0:01 Pre-gaming before the show
0:02 Relationship talk
0:06 Columbo on Netflix
0:07 Quincy MD
0:09 John Favreau girlfriends
0:13 John gets lice in Las Vegas

0:16 Artie Lange's podcast
  0:17 John's nose hair
  0:19 Artie hitting a softball pitch
  0:20 John's comedy tour

0:21 Layton Benton pre-interview
  0:23 Fart Porn
  0:27 IMPRESSION - Columbo Fart Detective
  0:28 Layton's boyfriends
  0:30 Layton's wishlist
  0:32 Layton's favorite position

0:37 Columbo was Jewish
0:41 John's jerkoff strategy

0:42 Layton in PJs
  0:44 Layton loves farting
  0:46 Sex with black girls
  0:47 Layton's family watch her porn 

0:53 Making it rain on Layton

1:01 Which athletes did Layton sleep with?
  1:05 John's hemorrhoids
  1:09 IMPRESSION - Columbo solved the athlete mystery
1:11 John and Crystal Bernard
1:12 Layton shits on guy's dick

1:13 Layton ever taste shit or pee?
1:15 The baby syringe

1:23 Bruce Jenner's transition
  1:24 John's gay transgender daughter
  1:28 People who protest too much
  1:30 John calls Bruce Jenner

1:36 Dawgshed Howard Stern rumors
  1:39 Gene Simmon's hair
  1:44 John's daughter gets a yeast infection

1:47 Ant and Opie's friendship
1:54 Howard and John's relationship
1:58 Howard accuses John of stealing bits
2:07 Jackie gets booed
2:09 O and A on-air fights

2:11 Meeting black girls
2:16 John gets crabs
2:22 Columbo stories
2:24 Actresses you were attracted to
2:26 Eagles documentary
2:36 END

Monday, February 9, 2015

February 9, 2015 Rundown

Guest:


0:00 START
0:00 Better Call Saul
0:02 Twitter over sensitivity

0:09 Grammy's 
  0:17 Nick Jonas/Jim Norton story

0:20 Twitter Wars - Andy Kindler and Joe DeRosa
  0:30 Joe DeRosa comes in like a white knight
  0:36 CALL - Lou - NJ - Joe DeRosa nonsense
  0:37 CALL - Justin - CA - Norton's opinion of Kindler

0:46 Frank pitches Jim Breuer his movie idea
  0:57 CALL - Joe - Arkansas - Frank the freak

0:00 GUEST - Tom Green
  0:00 Video web show pioneer
  0:02 Constant touring
  0:03 Start at MTV
  0:07 MTV meetings
  0:12 Thinking behind Freddy Got Fingered
  0:14 Joke reactions around the world
1:16 END - Tom Green

1:17 NYC Studio progress
1:18 Snow in Boston
1:19 Meterologist Anthony
1:22 Mail Time Monday - Letter - Rat Pic - Assman Shirt - Nazi Postcards

1:28 H1Z1
  1:29 Running from a killer
  1:32 Running from the Cops
  1:36 Ha Ha Dick
  1:36 CALL - Chris - LI - H1Z1
  1:40 CALL - Chris _ Staten Island - Handguns

1:51 50 Shades of Gray fake naughtiness
1:59 VIDEO - Trampling  - 1 - 2 
2:08 END

Thursday, February 5, 2015

February 5, 2015 Rundown

0:00 START
0:00 Bobo and Patti pop in
0:10 Info on the pop in
0:11 Patti prison visit
0:15 Bobo prison visit
0:19 Frank prison visit
0:33 Local casinos
0:36 CALL - Linz - Yells at Frank 
0:41 CALL - Anthony - Yonkers - Bobo lies
0:44 CALL - Rob - Westchester - Penalty for Frank
0:45 CALL - Sydney - NY - Ride home from Super Bowl party
0:47 CALL - John - Calverton - Golden ticket
0:52 Franks 5 marriages
1:03 CALL - Kristi - LI - Manners
1:04 Patti questions where she's going

1:12 CALL - Aaron - LA - Cold Case
1:12 CALL - Jerry Langford's Butler


1:45 Stacks of money

2:00 CALL - John - Brooklyn - Super Fan
2:03 Fred fm. Brooklyn gets called out
2:04 CALL - Joey - NJ - Hush money
2:15 END

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

February 4, 2015 Rundown

Guest:


0:00 START
0:06 History repeats itself
0:10 Perils of technology
0:13 How to respond lighting a guy on fire

0:22 Ant twitter gets hacked
0:25 CALL - The Hacker
0:29 Wacky tweeter


0:44 CALL - Jesse - Apologize for a twitter threat
0:47 IMPRESSION - Jesse Ventura UPS conspiracy
0:50 CALL - Dave - NJ - Taser

0:52 UFOs
1:07 Valentine's Day
1:08 CALL - Mike - CO - Distrust
1:10 Columbo child safety

1:15 GUEST - Joe List
  1:21 Quitting drinking
  1:25 Red Army movie
  1:25 Last Days in Vietnam
  1:41 Political leanings
  1:56 Super Bowl talk
  2:02 Joe's relationship
2:11 END

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

February 3, 2015 Rundown

Guest:


0:00 START
0:00 I Am One of The People Who Pays For All the Free Stuff Obama Gives You
0:16 CALL - Jim - PA - How do you solve the problem?
0:22 Beheadings have become boring

  0:37 CALL - Jaron - Utah - Defend Bobo
  0:40 CALL - Eric - Ohio - Defend O and J
  0:40 CALL - Cigas n Scotch - Bobogate
  0:41 CALL - Lins - Defend Bobo
  0:48 CALL - Fred - Brooklyn - Blame other people
  0:50 CALL - Rob - MA - Defend Bobo
  0:51 CALL - Anthony - Staten Island - Even a retard
  0:55 Bobo's call to Opie and Jimmy
  1:02 CALL - Stalker Patty - Loves everyone
  1:02 CALL - Daniel - Texas - Come clean on Opie
  1:04 CALL - Sammy - Queens - Opie hopes for reunion
  1:08 CALL - No Filter Paul - Explain


1:20 GUEST - Brent Weinbach
  1:28 Making films before the internet
1:31 END GUEST

1:32 Putting in a new ear piece
1:35 I before E rule

1:39 Offensive song: MY Seat - Lady Trucker
1:40 Offensive song: Rat - Nick Freeman
1:41 Offensive song: Auschwitztrain - Anon
1:48 Offensive song: Doctor M - Shawn F

2:05 END

Monday, February 2, 2015

February 2, 2015 Rundown

0:00 START
0:00 No more gray
0:02 Katy Perry's halftime
0:06 Uninvited Super Bowl party guests
0:13 CALL - Bobo - Super Bowl party
0:21 CALL - Sean - LI - Melissa King tweet 

0:35 CALL - Niko - Staten Island - Patti coffee
0:45 Republican Presidential hopefuls
0:47 VIDEO - Dan Quayle gaffes - Potato - Debate -


0:57 Mail Time Monday - Mustache - Barak Beater - Mouse pads - Skullet - Sombrero -

1:11 Super Bowl party kid story
1:14 Ant goes to a strip club
1:16 CALL - Matt - Germany - Comedy Karaoke
1:18 CALL - Lady Di - Cut off



1:46 CALL - Jack - WI - Prank videos

1:54 CALL - Mike - Winnipeg - Show love
1:54 CALL - Ivan - NJ - Skype edition?

2:03 CALL - Lorenzo - FL - Library porn vids
2:06 END

RULES - TACS Vermont Teddy Bear 50 Shades of Grey Contest

TACS Vermont Teddy Bear 50 Shades of Grey Contest
CONTEST RULES

This is your chance to write a commercial the way YOU want to hear it. However heinous and disgusting that might be...whatever you want to say- have at it…send us your fake ads and we’ll play- back the best…Let me be clear- this is only going to be played on my show….be funny- be raunchy- do whatever…. make it as funny as you want---but there are a few things that HAVE to be in the ad:

ON VIDEO SCREEN:
Commercial must include: “To dominate this Valentine’s Day call 1-800-829-BEAR or visit VermontTeddyBear.com. And tell them ANTHONY CUMIA sent you!”
Other than that… have at it…nothing is sacred on this show- so do your worst. 

SPONSOR
The sponsor of this contest is Live From the Compound, LLC, P.O. Box 179, Albertson, NY 11507 (“Company”).

TERM
TACS Vermont Teddy Bear 50 Shades of Grey (the “Contest”) begins on February 2, 2015 and concludes at 12:00 PM EST on February 12, 2015.  Information on how to enter and prizes form part of these official rules (“Official Rules”).   By submitting an “Entry”, as defined herein below, each entrant agrees to the Official Rules and warrants that his or her Entry complies with all requirements set out in the Official Rules. This is a skill-based contest and chance plays no part in the determination of winners.

WHO MAY ENTER
The Contest is open to any person who has reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction at the time of Entry.   Employees or independent contractors of Company, and its subsidiaries, affiliates, and sponsors, and their immediate family members (spouse, parent, child, sibling and their respective spouses, regardless of where they live) or persons living in the same households of such employees or independent contractors, whether or not related, are not eligible.   CONTEST IS VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.

HOW TO ENTER
Each “Entry” consists of a single original video.  To enter, email the Entry to Info@AnthonyCumia.com with your name, address, telephone number, and email address.  Only emailed Entries will be eligible.

The Entry, in its entirety, must be a single work of original authorship prepared by the Contest entrant. By entering the Contest, entrant represents, acknowledges, and warrants that the submitted Entry is an original work created solely by the entrant, that the Entry does not infringe on the copyrights, trademarks, moral rights, rights of privacy/publicity or intellectual property rights of any person or entity, and that no other party has any right, title, claim, or interest in the Entry.

The Entry must not, in the sole and unfettered discretion of Anthony Cumia (“Cumia”), contain obscene, defamatory, or otherwise objectionable or inappropriate content.

CONTEST PRIZES
There will be three winners for the contest, each will receive a gift certificate for PajamaGram and one Vermont Teddy Bear.  The prize(s) are non-transferable, non-assignable, and no cash alternative or other substitution is available.

At Company’s election, potential winners may be required to sign and return, within three (3) days following an attempted notification, an Affidavit, Declaration or Certificate of Eligibility, Liability Release, Tax and other governmental forms, and Warranty of Ownership and License in which the entrant warrants that he/she is the owner of the Entry (and all the intellectual property rights in the Entry).  Failure to execute and deliver any required documents to Company by the specified deadline may result in disqualification from the Contest, and selection of an alternate potential winner. NONCOMPLIANCE OR RETURN OF PRIZE NOTIFICATION AS UNDELIVERABLE, WHETHER BY REGULAR MAIL OR BY EMAIL, MAY RESULT IN DISQUALIFICATION AND SELECTION OF AN ALTERNATE POTENTIAL WINNER.
If a prize (or part of a prize) is unavailable, Company, in its discretion, reserves the right to substitute the original prize (or that part of the prize) with an alternative prize, unless to do so would be prohibited by law.

JUDGING
The Contest shall be judged by Anthony Cumia, in his sole and unfettered discretion.   The decision(s) of Anthony Cumia are final and binding.

LICENSE
By entering the Contest, all entrants grant an irrevocable, perpetual, worldwide non-exclusive license to Company and its licensees (the “Authorized Parties”) to reproduce, distribute, display and create derivative works of the Entries in any media now or hereafter known. Display or publication of any Entry does not indicate the entrant will be selected as a winner. Authorized Parties will not be required to pay any additional consideration or seek any additional approval in connection with such use.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
By entering this Contest, all entrants agree to release, discharge, and hold harmless Company and its partners, affiliates, subsidiaries, advertising agencies, agents and their employees, officers, directors, and representatives from any claims, losses, and damages arising out of their participation in this Contest or any Contest-related activities and the acceptance and use, misuse, or possession of any prize awarded hereunder.
Company assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, or delay in operation or transmission; communications line failure; theft or destruction of or unauthorized access to Contest Entries or alteration of Entries.   Company is not responsible for any problems with or technical malfunction of any telephone network or lines, computer online systems, servers or providers, computer equipment, software, failure of any email Entry to be received on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or at any website, human errors of any kind, or any combination thereof, including any injury or damage to entrants’ or any other persons’ computers related to or resulting from participation, uploading or downloading of any materials related to in this Contest.

CONDITIONS
THIS CONTEST IS VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.  Entrants agree that this Contest shall be subject to and governed by the laws of the State of New York, without respect to its conflict of laws principles, and the forum for any dispute shall be in New York City, New York. To the extent permitted by law, the right to litigate, to seek injunctive relief or to make any other recourse to judicial or any other procedure in case of disputes or claims resulting from or on connection with this Contest are hereby excluded and any entrant expressly waives any and all such rights. Certain restrictions may apply. Entries void if the Company determines the Entry to not be an original or is illegible, incomplete, damaged, irregular, altered, counterfeit, produced in error or obtained through fraud or theft.
By entering, entrants also agree (a) to be bound by these Official Rules; (b) that the decision(s) of Anthony Cumia is/are final and binding with respect to all matters relating to the Contest; and (c) if the entrant wins, that Company may use the winning Entry and each winner’s name, photograph, likeness, and/or voice in any publicity or advertising relating to the Contest, the Anthony Cumia Show, or future promotions without compensation or approval (except where prohibited by law). All federal, state/provincial/territorial, and local taxes, fees and surcharges and taxes (whether foreign or domestic, and including income, sales, and import taxes) on prizes are the sole responsibility of the prize winner(s). In the event that the selected winner(s) of any prize is/are ineligible, cannot be traced or does/do not respond within three (3) days to a winner notification as required by the “Contest Prizes” Rules above, or refuses the prize, the prize will be forfeited and Company, in its sole discretion, may choose whether to award the prize to another entrant.   No entrant may win more than one prize in connection with this Contest.

The Company reserves the right to verify the validity and originality of any Entry and/or entrant (including an entrant’s identity and address) and to disqualify any entrant who submits an Entry that is not in accordance with these Official Rules or who tampers with the entry process. Failure by the Company to enforce any of its rights at any stage does not constitute a waiver of those rights.

RIGHT TO CANCEL OR SUSPEND CONTEST
If for any reason the Contest is not capable of running as planned for any reason including, but not limited to, human error, infection by computer virus, bugs, worms, trojan horses, denial of service attacks, tampering, unauthorized intervention, fraud, technical failures, or any other causes beyond the control of Company that corrupt or affect the administration, security, fairness, integrity, or proper conduct of this Contest, Company reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to disqualify any individual(s) who tamper with the entry process, and/or to cancel, terminate, modify, or suspend the Contest.

MODIFICATION OF OFFICIAL RULES
The Official Rules are subject to change without notice.   If any provision of these Official Rules is found to be invalid by any court having competent jurisdiction, the invalidity of such provision shall not affect the validity of the remaining provisions of these Official Rules, which shall remain in full force and effect. No waiver of any term of these Official Rules shall be deemed a further or continuing waiver of such term or any other term.   These Official Rules constitute the entire agreement between you and Company with respect to the Contest.   No changes to these Official Rules shall be made except by a revised posting on this webpage, and these Official Rules may not be modified by any advertisements of Company or oral or written communications by Company, except for a written communication from an authorized officer of Company.