March 31, 2015 Rundown TACS 137

Guest:

• Taleeb Starkes - @TaleebStarkes - The Uncivil War

0:00 START

0:01 STORY - Final moments of Germanwings flight 

0:10 STORY - Gay law in Indiana 

  0:17 CALL - Todd - MI - Red States 

  0:20 CALL - Jason - VA - KFC Muslims 

0:28 STORY - Trevor Noah's twitter jokes 

  0:32 STORY - Comedy Central backs Noah 

  0:32 VIDEO - Seinfeld in church 

0:34 STORY - Jamie Foxx's Bruce Jenner joke 

  0:38 Hatred for the Hashtag

  0:39 CALL - Al - NM - Ari Shaffir and Trevor Noah

  0:41 STORY - Banana thrown at Chappelle 

0:43 CALL - Mike - CA - Periscope app 

0:46 CALL - Cigars and Scotch - Cake and eat it

0:46 CALL - Rob - NY - Space Shuttle Endeavor

0:47 VIDEO - Cosby heckled 

0:59 VIDEO - Taleeb Starkes Intro 

1:00 GUEST - Taleeb Starkes

  1:01 Beware of the Walkers

  1:04 Fear of addressing problems

  1:05 State of Police vs

  1:17 Kill Bill campaign

  1:20 Supporters are pussies

  1:22 Professional blacks

  1:25 #1 issue to address in the black community

  1:30 Representation of anger overblown

  1:33 Diluting the word racist

  1:35 Bigger or smaller racial divide?

  1:38 Biased social media

  1:43 Black brunch

  1:45 Darren Wilson the Gentle Giant Slayer

  1:46 Hands Up Don't Shoot

  1:47 James Stuhlman story

  1:51 Boston cop shooting

  1:54 Infected Walkers

  1:56 Prison industrial complex

  1:58 Democrats

  2:00 Rev. Al

2:02 END

March 30, 2015 Rundown TACS 136

0:00 START

0:00 Car Chase

0:17 Neil Diamond concert

  0:18 VIDEO - Ant sings Neil Diamond 

  0:19 CCW red wrist band policy

0:21 Car chase suspect caught

0:23 Automated tellers

0:28 VIDEO - Red Eye appearance 

0:31 Taking out the Jaguar 

  0:33 Jewish guy at the car wash

  0:38 Passover

0:40 VIDEO - Hannity on Spring Break 

  0:44 VIDEO - O'Reilly on Spring Break 

0:47 VIDEO - Black girl fight 

  0:50 VIDEO - 4th graders fight 

  0:53 CALL - John - NY - We don't have a chance

0:57 VIDEO - Boston cop questioned over shooting victim 

1:12 VIDEO - White guy assaulted on train 

1:16 PICTURE - First Opie and Anthony picture 

1:17 VIDEO - The Computer Chronicles 

1:26 VIDEO - Gentleman talking about his car 

1:29 CALL - Chris - NY - Keith's PC

1:31 CALL - Aaron - IA - Camping story

1:34 CALL - Frank - NJ - Chemtrails

1:35 Mail Time Monday - Thank You - Columbo shirt - Guns & Drugs shirt - Stickers - Asia Carrera doll - Musical Learning Table 

1:44 CALL - Bob - ID - Head shops

1:47 VIDEO - Fat one armed comedian mad at Ari Shaffir 

  1:53 VIDEO - Damienne Merlina act 

1:56 VIDEO - Coded sexist language 

2:02 END

March 26, 2105 Rundown TACS 135

Guests:

• Jim Norton - @JimNorton
• Von Decarlo - @VonDecarlo - Better Than You

0:00 Adam and Eve

0:02 Traffic Report!

0:03 Better Than You

  0:03 Patrice in Brazil stories

  0:06 PICTURE - Norton, Patrice, Bobby and Keith 

  0:07 Friends growing up

0:09 Getting kicked off the air

0:12 Fraternity racist chant

  0:15 VIDEO - Fraternity apology 

0:25 VIDEO - John Boehner joke 

0:28 VIDEO - Horrible parking 

0:29 GUEST - Von Decarlo

  0:30 Driving with women

  0:32 Last time Patrice was at Ant's house

  0:35 Drinking and comedy

  0:41 Better Than You

  0:43 Patrice's softer side

  0:47 Jimmy's diabetes scare

  0:55 VIDEO - Better Than You 

  0:57 Documentary perks

  1:01 Patrice's great perspective

  1:04 VIDEO - Patrice's expert on funny 

  1:09 Homeless Charlie story

  1:16 Trying to make coffee

  1:18 What would Patrice say?

  1:22 Patrice eating ass\

  1:22 VIDEO - Baby pole-dancing 

  1:28 Von and Patrice in Brazil

  1:30 Headshot competition

  1:35 VIDEO - Patrice's bus outtakes 

  1:35 VIDEO - Webjunk 

  1:38 Louis CK

  1:40 Opie and Anthony's kerfuffle

  1:45 Anthony and the benefit

  1:49 Calling Bill Burr

  1:54 People hating Patrice

  2:00 Conspiracies

  2:01 VIDEO - Ventura

  2:03 VIDEO - Cop Show starring JimNorton 

  2:05 END

March 25, 2015 Rundown TACS # 134

0:00 Adam and Eve

0:02 Too much light

0:03 STORY - Bowe Bergdahl charged with desertion

  0:07 Movie Review - Unbroken

  0:07 VIDEO - Unbroken trailer 

  0:09 STORY - Japanese navy gets flat-top  

  0:17 Iranian car company 

0:20 CALL - Rob - NY - Light switch job

0:24 CALL - Glenn - NJ - Top Gear firing 

0:32 The new app progress

  0:34 CALL - Lorenzo - FL - Cherry darts

  0:39 CALL - Matt - VA - O and A brand

  0:41 TWEET - SiriusXM playing O and A 

  0:44 Lunch Friday

  0:45 CALL - Nate - ME - Internet haters

  0:47 VIDEO - Tough guy flees fight 

  0:49 VIDEO - Florida cops racist video 

0:54 Offensive Song - Memoirs of a Predator - Little Nigger Dick - Keepin it Aryan - Niggaz is in da Compound - Hurt

1:08 VIDEO - Michelle Obama bald 

  1:10 VIDEO - Costanza bald 

  1:10 PICTURE - Scatman Crothers 

1:13 VIDEO - Texting and Driving PSA

1:22 CALL - Justin - Jenny Hutt video

  1:26 VIDEO - Jenny Hutt offensive song 

1:28 VIDEO - Dad disappointment 

1:34 VIDEO - Tallest roller coaster 

  1:37 VIDEO - Coaster interview 

1:38 STORY - Black box found 

1:40 STORY - Mariel Hemigway rebuffsWoody Allen

1:44 STORY - Opie takes down Decade of Dominance 

  1:51 VIDEO - Cute kitten compilation 

  1:53 CALL - Steven - Toronto - Norton opening show

1:54 CALL - Pirate Trucker - Mariel Hemingway lesbian scene

1:57 STORY - Samsung foldable phone 

2:01 VIDEO - Playing snake 

2:01 Eve Online update 

2:03 Directing Rat

2:06 END

March 24, 2015 Rundown TACS #133

0:00 Adam and Eve

0:01 STORY - Plane crash in The Alps 

  0:11 SONG - Don Henley Dirty Laundry 

  0:12 Rat's dance lessons

  0:13 Dancing at weddings

0:15 Ala carte television

  0:17 Movie Reviews - Interstellar - Exodus

0:22 STORY - Mancow gets new show 

  0:30 STORY - Andy Cohen gets SiriusXM channel 

  0:35 VIDEO - J Lo on Watch What Happens Live 

0:38 STORY - Most bigoted parts of Reddit 

0:45 VIDEO - George Zimmerman new interview 

0:53 CALL - Victor - NJ - Cheese

0:54 CALL - Unbleached - Boston - False rape accusation

0:57 STORY - Angelina Jolie removes ovaries 

1:03 CALL - Edwin - LA - Mom removes ovaries

1:06 VIDEO - Beavis Lootcrate

1:11 VIDEO - 8 woman catfished 

1:17 VIDEO - Al Sharpton teleprompter 

1:19 VIDEO - ATM robbery 

1:23 STORY - Worst boob tattoos 

1:32 STORY - Sex at a playground

1:36 CALL - Victor - NJ - Hooker tattoos

1:37 VIDEO - Super Troopers 2 

1:43 STORY - X-Files comeback 

1:50 VIDEO - Wassabi Woman 

1:53 CALL - Tyler - OK - Philly savages

1:57 STORY - Horrific circus accidents 

2:07 END

March 23, 2015 Rundown TACS #132

0:00 Adam and Eve

0:02 Tattoo Show recap

  0:03 Gambling

  0:04 VIDEO - Tattoo Show interviews 

  0:12 Okinawa guy

0:13 AUDIO - Lewis Black on O and A in 2001 

  0:16 STORY - Yemen civil war 

0:17 Armed America Interview

  0:18 VIDEO - CrimAdvisor 

  0:27 CALL - Maria - 9/11 Flight 800 conspiracies

  0:31 CALL - Joe - NJ - Refused gun permit

  0:38 CALL - John - NY - Taking guns away

0:40 VIDEO - Home Invasion video 

0:42 STORY - Starbucks stops #RaceTogether 

  0:47 VIDEO - #RaceTogether 

  0:52 PICTURE - Starbucks racist test 

1:00 Azaelia Bank's twitter fight

  1:01 TWEET - Dildo 

  1:02 TWEET - Anthony's response 

  1:03 TWEET - Not white 

1:07 CALL - Alli - FL - Hipsters in Starbucks

1:08 Mail Time Monday - Monocles - Fuck ISIS shirt - Kimono - Legos - Canadian Flag - Land O Lakes boobs

1:16 VIDEO - Screaming at paint 

1:28 Pool Opening

1:29 VIDEO - Yakov's theater fire 

1:36 STORY - Ted Cruz website redirects 

1:38 VIDEO - Ben Carson's gay comment 

1:43 VIDEO - Couple attacked by gang 

1:45 VIDEO - 84 y/o robbed 

1:51 VIDEO - Scott Peterson in jail 

1:59 STORY - Woman cuts out woman's baby 

2:04 END

March 19, 2015 Rundown TACS #130

Guests:

• Back in Time - Kickstarter
• Jason Aron - Director
• Louis Krubich - Executive Producer
• Lee Leshen - Producer

0:00 Adam and Eve

0:01 Denis Hoff's book release party

  0:04 Ron Jeremy's smell

  0:05 PICTURE - Stalker Patti and Ron Jeremy 

  0:07 Bobo Show

  0:09 PICTURE - Bobo's gut 

  0:10 Meeting Heidi Feliss

  0:11 PICTURE - Girls of the Bunny Ranch 

  0:15 The Chicken Ranch 

0:18 Follow ups

  0:18 STORY - Fake gun store 

  0:23 VIDEO - Arrested for selling lemonade 

  0:32 VIDEO - Arrested drinking iced tea 

  0:39 CALL - Lady Trucker - Loitering

  0:42 CALL - Meninite - TX - Cop in the right

  0:50 Old Bethpage

0:52 Offensive Song - Ben Ratner - Born a Mexican - Uncle Paul Baby

0:59 VIDEO - Back In Time trailer 

1:00 STORY - Hangover free drinking 

1:05 VIDEO - Killed over chicken 

1:08 VIDEO - Back In Time trailer

1:13 GUESTS - Back In Time crew

  1:13 How did it start?

  1:13 Seeing BTTF in the theater

  1:15 What makes it a great movie?

  1:16 BTTF Soundtrack

  1:18 Robert Zemekis and time travel

  1:19 Tom Wilson won't talk BTTF

  1:23 Riding hover boards

  1:25 Self lacing shoes

  1:27 The real Future date

  1:29 Getting celebrities to be in

  1:32 BTTF3K

  1:33 Crispin Glover not in it

  1:36 Universal backstage tour

  1:38 TV/Movie houses

  1:41 PICTURE - John Stamos at Full House house 

  1:42 BTTF set in other movies

  1:44 Souveneirs - Hill Valley sign - BTTF Legos - Disappearing photo - Sheet Music - Script - License plate

  1:49 Progress

  1:51 Kickstarter effect

  1:55 Opinion on part 3

  1:58 VIDEO - Pointing at dick 

  1:59 LIVE READ - KLT podcast

  2:00 Tattoos

2:03 END

March 18, 2015 Rundown TACS #129

0:00 Apologize for St. Pat goof

  0:01 PICTURE - Ant in studio 

0:02 VIDEO - Fights in Minnesota 

0:06 Bobo outside the studio

0:09 Ice in drinks

0:11 STORY - Dick Cheney says Obama worst President 

0:14 STORY - Obama congratulates Israel on elections 

0:21 STORY - Gunmen kill eight in museum 

0:21 STORY - Phoenix shooting spree 

0:22 VIDEO - Fake gun store in NYC 

  0:44 CALL - Brian - GA - Permits in NYC

  0:47 Battlefield: Hardline review

  0:48 Dennis Hoff book party

  0:50 CALL - Fernando - TX - GTA V guy as gun clerk

  0:52 CALL - Barry - NY - Netanyahu

  0:55 CALL - Hugh - AL - Gun store video

0:57 Counting Bobo's tattoos

0:59 VIDEO - Running Nigger gun targets 

  1:04 CALL - Louis - MS - Guns

1:07 VIDEO - Azealia Banks 212 

  1:09 STORY - Azealia Banks Playboy interview ​

1:15 STORY - Starbucks #RaceTogether 

1:22 CALL - Dan - Animal Thug Life videos

  1:23 VIDEO - Thug life 

1:25 VIDEO - Mars One program a scam 

1:43 VIDEO - Woman smokes on a plane

1:48 STORY - PSU fraternity posts pics of nude girls 

1:53 VIDEO - Granddaughter PTSD 

2:00 Bobo final tattoo count

2:05 Upcoming events

2:09 END

March 17, 2015 Rundown

0:00 Adam and Eve

0:01 St. Patrick's Day

  0:04 STORY - The gays in St. Pattty's parade 

  0:08 VIDEO - St. Patty's Day parade 

  0:13 The shitty bagpipers

0:16 VIDEO - GoPro on an eagle 

0:21 Cat Videos

  0:21 VIDEO - Beavis playing fetch 

  0:22 VIDEO - Yelling at Beavis 

  0:24 VIDEO - Hugging a chicken 

0:27 STORY - Dick dress 

0:29 Gene Gene the Dancing Machine death

  0:30 VIDEO - Gene Gene on The Gong Show 

0:32 VIDEO - Terrence Howard on the use of nigger on TV 

0:42 CALL - Matt - MA - Green outfit

0:47 CALL - Dave - Canada - Terrence Howard's voice

0:48 CALL - Jay - CO - N-word story

0:52 Mail Time Monday - Asian Wig - Menorah sweater - R Lee Doll - Planet of the Apes Doll

1:02 STORY - Woman donates kidney to boss 

1:12 VIDEO - Japanese Louis Armstrong 

1:17 VIDEO - Damone's message to Rat 

1:19 Rat's Facebook friends

1:23 VIDEO - Teacher records private parts 

1:29 VIDEO - Man apprehended by passengers on plane 

  1:34 Drinking limits on flights

1:36 CALL - Carlton - Louis Armstrong video

1:40 CALL - Adam - NY - White House and FOIA 

1:49 VIDEO - Fake Cat video 

1:51 VIDEO - Ashley Judd on trolls 

  1:56 Curt Schilling's daughter 

  1:57 PICTURE - Ashley Judd and Dick Vitale 

  2:00 2/0 Would not bang 

2:02 CALL - Mike - NY - Red Eyed appearance

2:04 CALL - John - DC - Seinfeld trivia

2:07 CALL - Nucky Thompson - AC - Drunk

2:09 END

March 16, 2015 Rundown

Guests:

• Tattoo Lous - Tattoo Lou's
• Po Po - Po Po Tattoo
• Jade - Jadabara

0:00 START

0:01 Red Eye appearance

  0:03 Sushi with Jim Norton

  0:06 Gavin McInnes' Free Speech podcast 

0:07 CALL - Victor - NJ - Apologize

0:12 VIDEO - GTA V rape 

  0:22 CALL - Tom - NY - Feminsts vs video games

  0:23 PICTURE - New Wonder Woman costume 

  0:26 CALL - Dan - PA GTA V on PC

  0:27 CALL - Chris - Queens - GTA virtual murder

  0:28 CALL - Terry - FL Second Life

0:33 Tattoo Show info

  0:34 Eastside Dave praise

0:35 Tweeting last night

  0:35 Ferguson cop shot suspect's lame alibi

  0:36 TWEET - Jeffery Williams 

  0:40 VIDEO - I'm not a scientist 

  0:42 VIDEO - "City Manager" 

  0:50 CALL - Ray - NY - Respect and fear for cops

  1:02 CALL - Juice Malone - Black perspective

  1:06 CALL - Victor - NJ - No respect

1:16 Jade at the tattoo table

  1:18 Temporary tattoo

1:19 VIDEO - Girl beats up little brother 

  1:25 CALL - Jay - NY - Reaction to video

1:28 VIDEO - Po Po tattoo

1:30 GUEST - Tattoo Lou - Po Po - Jade

  1:30 Jade start with tattoos

  1:36 Po Po's start

  1:38 Shitty tattoos

  1:45 Trendy tattoos

  1:51 Tattoo Lou

  1:55 Tattoo show

  1:56 AIDS scare

  1:57 Craziest tattoo

  2:04 The Thruth tattoo

  2:06 Temporary tattoo Anthony

2:09 END

March 12, 2015 Rundown

0:00 START

0:00 Comedy Outliers

0:02 Thought racism

  0:02 TWEET - Thinking racism 

  0:04 PICTURE - Daily News cover 

  0:06 VIDEO - Fight at McDonald's 

  0:11 TWEET - Jerky Boys Hurt my feelings 

0:14 Back to the Future documentary

  0:15 VIDEO - BTTF documentary trailer 

0:17 6 Hour documentary The Greatest Story Never Told

  0:18 VIDEO - Trailer 

  0:25 VIDEO - Judgement at Nuremberg 

  0:26 Joseph Goebbels children's death

0:28 STORY - Black Pussy band name change 

0:29 Unwanted guests

0:32 AUDIO - Black Pussy song 

0:38 CALL - Luke - LA - Hitler family in Long Island

0:40 CALL - Matthew - MA - Slingblade song

0:41 CALL - Tommy - England - Eve Online

0:44 CALL - Mario - NY - Black Pussy imagery

0:48 CALL - John - Toronto - Definition of racism

0:52 Offensive Song Contest - JoeDChin - Joe DeRosa - Fart in Face - Homo Love AIDS

  1:04 AUDIO - My Dick's All Shitty 

1:05 CALL - Jack - MD - Wife family in SS

1:10 VIDEO - Ari Shaffir responds to Howard Stern 

1:18 VIDEO - Reporter mugged on camera 

1:21 Barking dog

1:25 CALL - Jack - MD - SS family photo 

1:27 CALL - Matt - MA - Fans coming to the house

1:30 Tattoo Show plug

1:34 STORY - FCC Net Neutrality rules released 

1:35 CALL - Chris - TX - Nazi picture

1:38 STORY - American flag prop 

1:41 STORY - Pregnant woman with abs 

1:46 Update on McDonald beating

1:49 Black Lives Matter isn't true

1:53 Cops shot in Ferguson

1:56 VIDEO - Ed Schultz right before Ferguson cop shooting 

2:03 CALL - Keith - CA - Mailing gift

2:09 END

LIVE APPEARANCE - TACS at The United Ink Tattoo Show

We'll be broadcasting live from the United Ink No Limits Tattoo Festival at the Resorts World Casino in Queens, NY on Saturday, March 21.

Doors open at noon, we will begin our broadcast at 5 p.m. Fans of the show will get $5 off admission on Saturday for mentioning Anthony Cumia at the door.

There will be tattoo artists from all over the world and reality TV including Big Gus from Tattoo Nightmares and Joey Tattoo from Tattoo Rescue. If you've been looking to get inked, here is a chance to get some by one of the top artists in the country.

We'll have more on this Monday, when Tattoo Lou joins us in studio to talk about the event.

You must be 18 or over to attend the show. The festival runs starts on Friday and ends Sunday; you can get more information at newyorktattooshow.com.

We are looking for someone to get a quick tattoo live on our show this Monday. If you are interested, email us a photo and your contact information to info@anthonycumia.com by noon tomorrow, Friday, March 13. You must be available for Monday, March 16th's show.

March 11, 2015 Comedy Outliers Rundown

0:00 START

0:01 Introductions

0:03 VIDEO - SAE chant 

  0:04 CALL - Dan - PA - Nigger vs Nigga

0:07 CALL - Sean - Boston - Huge fan of Brandon

0:09 VIDEO - 24% 

0:13 Being black around white people

0:14 Jnco jeans

0:15 STORY - Robin Thicke to pay Marvin Gaye 

0:16 Paula Patton

0:17 Paula Patton nude 

0:19 CALL - Matt - MA - Jnco comeback

0:21 CALL - Steven - Toronto - Jay-z Radiohead mashup 

0:23 CALL - Jay - NJ - The Starr Sisters

0:24 Mike hangs with a porn star

0:26 CALL - Tommy - England - British rappers

0:27 VIDEO - West End Girls 

0:31 Ferguson

  0:33 VIDEO - The Nightly Show Ferguson emails 

  0:39 CALL - Lady Trucker - Roadrage word

  0:40 CALL - Quinn - WI - Rap rock

  0:47 VIDEO - Accidental Racist 

  0:48 CALL - Kyle - IN - Am I a racist?

0:53 Dirty porn fetishes

  0:56 Long tongue

  0:57 Dating Portugese women

  0:58 Heather Brooke

1:00 March on Selma

  1:02 VIDEO - Glory at Oscars 

  1:04 Sneaking into movies

1:09 Fights in Chuck E Cheese

  1:13 VIDEO - Fight 

  1:14 CALL - Jordan - Ratchet chicks

  1:21 Ruining my life

  1:22 CALL - James - AZ - Ratchet chick definition

  1:26 CALL - Juice Malone - Ratchet Chick advice

  1:29 Mia Kalifa

  1:32 CALL - Steve - Blunts and ratchets

  1:35 CALL - Sydney - Cat calling

1:48 END

March 11, 2015 Rundown

Guests:

• Lionel - @LionelMedia
• Rob Bennington (named changed due to contractual obligations)
• Matt Iseman - @MattIseman 

0:00 START

0:02 Fraternity troubles

  0:03 STORY - Fraternity chanter apologizes 

0:08 GUEST - Lionel on Skype

  0:09 Lionel was in Sigma Alpha Epsilon

  0:10 Fraternity culture

  0:12 Thought police

  0:13 Hate crimes

  0:22 Thought crimes

0:23 END Lionel

0:23 Defending free speech

0:27 Defending Fez

0:28 CALL - Kyle - IL - Racism label widening

0:32 VIDEO - Costanza in the fire 

0:34 Ron and Fez react to Legion of Skanks

  0:56 CALL - Mike - NY - Anthony's nervous hands

0:58 Verbal crutches

0:59 CALL - Matt - MA - Fez audio

1:00 CALL - Jerry - NY - Fireman fired

1:00 STORY - Fireman fired 

1:07 VIDEO - Fuck Her Right in the Pussy 

1:07 CALL - Bobby - CT - Back alley Tunisian knife fighter

1:09 VIDEO - Colin Quinn's Cop Show episode 4 

1:10 CALL - Neil - MO - Lifetime membership

1:13 VIDEO - Ben and Jerry's weed ice cream 

1:17 GUEST - Ron Bennington

  1:18 Legion of Skanks fans

  1:19 Fez's reaction

  1:21 The other F word

  1:25 Trying get Fez on the phone

  1:28 Rat panics

1:30 VIDEO - Matt Iseman sells a sword to Rick Harrelson 

1:33 GUEST - Matt Iseman

  1:35 Pawn Stars

  1:37 VIDEO - Dave Attell at Pawn Store 

  1:37 Keith hits the camera

1:41 STORY - Siri voice sent to third parties 

1:51 VIDEO - Norton on The Nightly Show on Hillary Clinton 

1:55 STORY - Utah ok firing squad 

2:06 END

March 10, 2015 Legion of Skanks Rundown

0:00 START

0:01 Negative Jay

0:02 Slumdog Millionaire

0:03 Fans of the show

0:04 Shitting on the staff

  0:05 Ding Dong's ass

0:09 VIDEO - Uncle Majic 

0:13 Suge Knight

0:14 Running late to the show

0:19 Calling Uncle Majic

0:23 VIDEO - Ari response to Jay crying 

0:25 Omar in the barrel

0:29 ISIS forced canabalism

0:33 Anthony joins the table

0:33 Smoking weed

0:35 Joe Biden being creepy

0:36 Hillary's emails

0:40 Phone picture scam

0:44 Yodels

0:46 Fez and Gays

  0:51 Guys touching your head

  0:54 Haircuts

0:57 Black comedy clubs

0:59 Worst joke reactions

1:01 Comedians trying to be funny

1:04 Getting into fights

  1:13 Jay almost sees a fight

  1:14 Luis's Monkey astronaut shirt

  1:17 Luis sees a black guy on the train

  1:22 Calling 911

1:23 Cleaning up after jerking off

  1:25 Cleaning up before sex

1:29 Shooting guns

1:33 Wrap up

1:34 END

March 10 , 2015 Rundown

0:00 Regal Entertainment 

0:03 Legion of Skanks preview

0:03 Hillary Clinton's email scandal

  0:04 STORY - Hillary's second email 

  0:09 Press Conference plant

  0:15 Never sent a classified email

0:19 CALL - Todd - NY - Set dolls

0:20 CALL - Victor - NJ - Dad's polish girlfriend and Planet of the Apes

0:24 Blood in 70's movies

0:27 Steam PC games

  0:28 Showering with Dad

  0:32 VIDEO - Shower With Your Dad Simulator 

  0:33 VIDEO - Pregnancy 

  0:36 CALL - Brian - GA - Neural re-wiring

0:38 CALL - Ed - FL - Hillary's emails

0:41 Basing arguments on nothing but color

0:42 Fraternity singing on the Bus

  0:43 VIDEO - Oklahoma update 

  0:49 VIDEO - House Mom 

  0:56 CALL - Steven - Toronto - Ratting each other out

  1:01 CALL - Jason - NY - Pussy generation

  1:05 CALL - Steve - NJ - Racist home decorations

  1:08 Black lawn jockey

1:09 CALL - Steve - Cape Cod - Artie Lange

1:17 CALL - Greg - WV - Joe DeRosa cameo on Better Call Saul

1:18 VIDEO - DeRosa on Better Call Saul 

1:23 VIDEO - Hannity argument 

1:30 Chuck E. Cheese fights

  1:31 VIDEO - Fight at Chuck E. Cheese 

  1:38 VIDEO - Chuck E. Cheese fight 

  1:40 VIDEO - ABC Chuck E Cheese expose 

  1:49 Keith watches Scandal at work

1:51 Legion of Skanks aren't here

1:55 STORY - Man arrested for refusing to give phone password 

2:05 END

March 9, 2015 Rundown

0:00 START

0:01 Break in the weather

0:02 Movie Reviews

  0:02 Adam Carolla's movie Road Hard

  0:05 Top Five stunk

0:07 Eve Online addiction

0:10 Weekend Tweeting

  0:10 TWEET - Cumia family 

  0:12 Nana's wrist bump

  0:13 TWEET - Fur coats 

  0:15 TWEET - Combover Dad 

  0:16 Huntington St. Patty's day parade

  0:17 PIC - Opie and Brother Joe 

  0:20 TWEET - Obama Bugs Bunny 

  0:20 TWEET - Obama Carnac 

  0:21 PIC - American Presidents in Uniform 

  0:24 TWEET - America a work in progress 

  0:26 TWEET - Rev. Al bridge 

0:27 STORY - Bush edited out of Selma march 

0:29 STORY - Obama on voter ID 

0:31 STORY - Voter ID laws aimed at democrats 

0:33 CALL - Mike - NJ - Rob Lowe's tweet

0:35 CALL - Sean - LI - Obamacare

0:38 Apple health watch

  0:40 Being tracked by everything

0:49 Mail Time Monday - German coin - MOMPS - Ann Coulter Doll - Geisha outfit - Goodfellas painting

0:59 Apple Watch 

  1:04 Apple new MacBook 

  1:11 CALL - Tad - AL - Apple's hype

  1:14 CALL - Chris - LI - Apple is shit

1:18 VIDEO - Racist fraternity chant 

  1:22 VIDEO - Black response 

  1:27 CALL - Ed- NY - Hates frat guys

  1:30 CALL - Adam - AL - Frat guys disgraced

  1:32 CALL - Mike - TN - Frat costumes

  1:34 CALL - Cooch - AZ - MLK party

1:36 STORY - I'm Feeling Fat FaceBook emotion 

  1:40 World's fattest cop

1:44 VIDEO - Corey Feldman's song to Corey Haim 

1:49 VIDEO - Suge Knight hit and Run 

1:52 STORY - Baby saved in car 

  1:54 STORY - Mysterious voices led the police 

1:55 Jewish afterlife

2:02 CALL - Todd - MI - The heebs

2:04 CALL - Neil - Canada - Ghosts

2:06 CALL - Matt - MA - App update

2:10 VIDEO - Ari Shaffir on Jay Oakerson crying 

2:13 END

March 5, 2015 Rundown

Guest:

• Adam Carolla - @AdamCarolla - Road Hard

0:00 Chong Roller

0:01 Vampire Anthony

0:03 Snow

0:03 GUEST - Adam Carolla

  0:04 Weather in LA

  0:05 Adam's break

  0:07 Turning it around

  0:12 Podcast growth

  0:16 The Hammer

0:20 PICTURE - Anthony and Adam

0:20 Anthony's life movie

0:24 Video Games

  0:26 VIDEO - Eve Online 

  0:29 CALL - Paul - Philly - Eve Online

  0:32 CALL - Jack - MD - Motivation

  0:37 HabitRPG

  0:37 CALL - Nervous Jared - VA - Other games

  0:41 Twitch.tv

  0:41 CALL - Alex - Phily - Eve ponzi scheme

0:43 Ant's dream

  0:47 Raping the Wendy's girl 

0:49 VIDEO - Ads before ISIS videos 

0:52 Phone problems

0:54 CALL - Steve - NY - Elusive red bush

0:57 PICTURE - Wendy's girl vagina 

0:59 CALL - Rob - NY - Handjob video

0:59 CALL - Chris - TX - Rape dreams

1:05 CALL - John - NJ - Radio War

1:07 CALL - Ed - FL - Columbo

1:14  VIDEO - Crash at LaGuardia 

1:15  VIDEO - Fuck Her Right in the Pussy 

1:19 TWEET - Breaking News 

1:20 Conan's show in Cuba

1:22 Offensive Song Contest - All out of Cum - Ant is Racist - Patches Cumia - Rising Sun

1:24 Sea Viewer penis

1:25 CALL - Keith - Snow Day

1:38 VIDEO - Pussy Painting 

1:42 STORY - Anthony Weiner wanted to be tied up 

1:44 PICTURE - George Constanza eating during sex 

1:45 STORY - Hillary's emails 

1:48 STORY - Conrad Hilton plea deal

1:54 Mining in Eve

1:55 CALL - Tom - NY - Move to NYC

1:58 CALL - Kristi - NY - H1Z1

2:04 END

March 4, 2015 Rundown

Guest:

• Alex Jones - @RealAlexJones - Alex Jones Radio Show

0:00 Chong Roller

0:01 Beavis going crazy

  0:02 VIDEO - Angry White Tiger 

  0:03 VIDEO - Beavis chewing on glasses 

0:05 Eric Holder angry at Ferguson

  0:08 TWEET - Geoff Bennett 

  0:10 TWEET - Racist emails from Ferguson PD 

0:14 VIDEO - Keith Olbermann's apology 

0:27 VIDEO - Elisabeth Hasselbeck SNL ISIS skit 

  0:29 VIDEO - Mike Huckabee band 

  0:38 VIDEO - Cat jump fails 

0:39 VIDEO - ISIS wedding dance in a cage 

0:44 GUEST - Alex Jones

  0:46 Net Neutrality

  0:51 Politician's uneven work ethic

  0:55 Samsung TV's listening and watching

  0:58 Handing over of our rights

  1:03 Looking like a clown

  1:04 Where is it all going?

  1:06 Partially virtual world

  1:08 Jesse Ventura

  1:10 Hillary's personal emails

1:14 End Alex Jones

1:20 Rat called out

1:21 VIDEO - Adam Sandler movie The Cobbler

1:27 VIDEO - Facetime vibrator 

1:32 VIDEO - Shit in mouth 

1:35 STORY - Mr. Kruger dies 

1:37 AUDIO - von Bargen 911 call 

1:45 STORY - Victoria Secret models with no make up

1:51 VIDEO - Centrfuge Brain Project 

2:00 Jewish food stinks

2:02 END

March 3, 2015 Rundown

Guest:

• Joe Walsh - @WalshFreedom 

0:00 Chong Roller

0:01 GUEST - Joe Walsh

0:02 Netanyahu speech

  0:04 Nancy Pelosi reaction

  0:05 Obama's allegiance to Israel

0:10 Illegals coming over the border

0:12 Obama elected because he's black

0:15 Obama's lack of national pride

0:18 Republican party scared to death

0:19 Immigration Amnesty

0:21 Buying votes

0:22 How does a third party start?

0:25 Money issue in presidential elections

0:31 The founding fathers living today

0:33 Obama election a wake up call

0:35 No term limits

0:38 Lack of transparency

0:39 Hillary Clinton using personal email address

0:42 Al Capone couldn't beat the IRS

0:44 End of America's empire

0:46 Blocking people on twitter

0:51 Romney apologizing for being rich

0:55 CALL - Luke - England - Lobbyists

0:59 PICTURE - Cycle of Democracy 

1:01 CALL - Doug - LA - Tax obligations

1:03 CALL - Ed - FL - Amnesty

1:06 CALL - Lady Di - NJ - Laziness

1:10 Freedom vs Responsibility

1:13 Civil disobediance

1:17 Radical Islam

  1:19 STORY - British Muslims sympathize 

1:22 TWEET - Cher tweets about homeland security 

1:25 STORY - Andy Kindler hates Ricky Gervais 

1:31 STORY - Bias policing in Ferguson 

  1:34 Anti-police sentiment

  1:37 Professional race baiters

  1:38 STORY - Little league cheaters 

1:41 Winning over the black vote

1:43 Looks matter voting for President

1:45 Who could win in 2016?

1:46 TWEET - Joe Biden snuggle Joe Walsh 

1:47 Scared of getting off script

1:48 CALL - Jay - CO - Libertarian ideas

1:56 People leaving Illinois exit tax

1:57 CALL - Andy - NJ - Revolution

2:04 END